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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

The Top 20 Offensive Things That Donald Trump Will Do Next

Tycoon Donald Trump has been making headlines during his campaign 
for the Republican Presidential nomination for saying several outrageous 
things. Here are some more offensive things Trump might do in the months 

1. Steals Rick Perry's fake glasses and buries them in the yard.

2. Repeatedly demands that all Portuguese be deported.

3. Calls Malala Yousafzai a bitch.

4. Gets even worse haircut on purpose.

5. Tells wheelchair-bound people to "get off their asses already".

6. Flies to Zimbabwe, kills Cecil the Lion's cubs.

7. Simultaneously runs for President of Mexico.

8. Admits that he's Chelsea Clinton's godfather.

9. Changes catchphrase from "You're Fired" to "Deez Nutz"

10. Opens yet another...[CONTINUE READING]

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