Letter To The Editor

We the people are fed up with the lies and deceit of the greedy
politicians who think more of themselves than the people they
represent.  They are a group of self-righteous individuals who
capitalize on every opportunity to benefit themselves.  Our voice
is being heard loud and clear.  Politicians, you will mistreat us no
more.  We will elect a person who is not a politician and cannot be
bought.  One who is on a mission to take this country back and res-
tore the greatness that it once had.  We will elect a one Donald J.
Trump.  And so it shall be.

George Devine
Kokomo, Indiana

Racist Fan Mail

We received the following e-mail last night in our general inbox. Is it a
level-headed and dispassionate analysis of Puerto Rico's current fiscal
crisis? It must be...


From: Druneweng1@aol.com

Subject: YOU LAZY PR TRASH MADE YOUR BED !!!

YOU  TRASH PEOPLE BREED LIKE RABBITS AND WANT TO LIVE 

OFF THE PUBLIC TIT BECAUSE YOU ARE LAZY AND UNEDUCATED 

!!!  THE MOST SEVERE BRUTAL AUSTERITY MEASURES  MUST BE 

IMPLEMENTED AT ALL COST !!   DONT THINK THE RICH USA PEOPLE 

WILL HELP BECUSE WE DONT GIVE A FUCK  SAME  AS GREECE !! 

DONT COME TO THE USA  FOR JOBS UNLESS YOU HAVE JOBS SKILLS, 

SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH AND ARE WELL EDUCATED !!   THERE ARE

PRISON CELLS WAITING FOR THOSE WHO COME TO OUR GREAT USA 

TO COMMIT CRIMES !!!  ONE MEAL PER DAY AND NO MORE  BABIES 

FOR AT LEAST TEN YEARS !!!     YOU WILL GET POWER  4 HOURS PER 

DAY  THATS IT !!!   ENJOY !!! 

Wow. Other than exclamation points, there wasn't a single instance of

punctuation in the above rant. Between that and the ALL CAPS, one has 

to wonder if this email serves as yet another example of the deficiency of

mental health services in the U.S. Anyway, if any of you folks in Puerto 

Rico take issue with the above opinions, feel free to send this intellectual 

luminary a friendly message. Or if you have an opinion you want to share 

with us, e-mail us.

-Admin